Saturday, March 9, 2013

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Hey guys!
Sorry I haven't updated in FOREVER. I'v been grounded for a while because I lost my mothers tablet. I guess karma just came back to kick me in the butt. In 2nd grade, I started to steal and this went on until 5th grade. I never got into TOO big of trouble, just tickets.
Anyway, whats with EVERYONE breaking up?! This is bullshit, guys. I don't want to put names out there, but they were going out for almost a year and the guy said he loved her the day he broke up with her. What the hell. I have now figured out that he likes Bek, and me. Anyway, a few days later, the girl got another boyfriend.
She sexts him. She literally sent me a bunch of the sexts she sends to him. This is disgusting and TOTALLY inappropriate to be doing at such a young age. I realize that guys are total pervs at this age, but still. Girls need to learn that its not attractive. It just makes the boy want to have sex with you and when you do he'll go and tell all of his friends, and then all it does is make you look like a whore. DON'T SEXT.
Anyway. About relationships now.

Dawson&Bek;
HOLY CRAP. You guys have almost gone out for 6 months, and I love you. I'm glad I was there to make you guys a couple. I really love your relationship.  I asked Dawson on a scale from 1-10 how much he loved Bekolin, and he said "over 10" and I was so proud. No guy has ever said that to me about how much he loves his gf. He is seriously the best boyfriend. Bek, you're lucky you have someone as amazing as Dawson to keep you sane, cuz face it. If you only had me & Mary, you probably would have already died of parties. xD

Jacob&I;
So. Me and Jacob have been doing pretty well, we had a huge fight a while ago about his name. He lied to me, which I totally get.
His real name is "Arnie Espinoza" But I call him Jacob still. But whatever. So, he got pretty mad at me when I got "married" to Phillip, and he started talking shit about him, and so I got pissed off and started telling him that he shouldn't be the one to talk. And then Jason asked me out and he got sad because his girlfriend broke up with him. So, we started having another fight, but that didn't last for long. Anyway, We video chatted last night and we started taking about how he would try long distance with me because I really like him, and I have ever since we met. He's my bestfriend and I love him because hes always there to help me if I need help. We had such a good time video chatting last night. Hes perfect, and we talked about how hes coming to Idaho in 3 years and we talked about how he doesn't know if he will. This is our conversation:

Jacob: I don't know if I'm gunna come to Idaho because I'll be driving for like 2 days and I'll be smelly...
Me: I don't care. You really think I would care?!
Jacob: You would.  I have a very MANLY STENCH.
Me: Well. If you can come here with your "Manly stench" and I'll come outside in pajamas with my hair not done and with no makeup on.
Jacob: Deal.

Anyway,
I would really like to thank you guys for reading my pointless life stories(:

Song of the day:  Loverboy-You Me At Six.
This song is what I would have played at Speaker Lab this year if I was aloud to go. This song was also on my favorite album by them,  "Sinners Never Sleep".

Shoutouts:  Dawson Hammond, Arnie Espinoza, and James Facer (ALL GUYS TADAY.)

Dawson: Bro. If you start spooning Bek, You realize I will find you, and kill you, and bring you back to life with my Scootaloo powers, and kill you again. I have a very strong energy towards Bek, and I you spoon, the world will collapse and then we will all die, so just don't do it. Okay? Okay.

Arnie: Hey, babe. Okay, so now that you have found out about my blog, you can start stalking me whenever I post a new post ;D Anyway, thanks for resolving everything with me.
So I wanted you to know that I only date superhero's, so, will you be my superman? c:

James; Keep your head up, bro. You can get through this, I know it. I know it sucks being friendzoned, but I don't worry. It happens to everyone. Just remember. You're not the only one.. I got friendzoned MILLIONS of times. I wonder why..




Nevermind. I know why. Anyway, Just remember, you will find the girl you love, and she will love you back. Not kidding when I say that.

Thanks again for reading guys(: Almost 900 page views! :DD